Poly-Cotton Blend

“Boys Rule the World”

Size: Youth Small

“My Friend Is A Slut”

Size: Adult, Medium

“Toadily Drug Free”

Size: Youth, 6

“Boy-ology”

Size: Youth, Medium 

“Be Nice to Your Brother, His Friends Might Be Hot”

Size: Youth, 7/8

“Somebody in ‘The Pentagon’ Loves Me”

Size: Youth 10/12

“St. Patrick’s Day”

Size: 5T

Needs more (American) flags!

“I Make My Own Stink Bait”

Size: Youth Small

“Tallinn, Estonia: Why Not?”

Size: Youth 6/7

Note to the Tallinn Tourism Board: aim higher when soliciting slogans.

“I Can’t Go For That”

Size: Adult Large